Summary
This is a story about a little pumpkin patch that could.
When is it NOT magical to find a front yard pumpkin patch? If you have an odd sprout popping up in a sunny spot on your lawn, it just might be pumpkins!
Front Yard Pumpkin Patch
If you’re noticing a large, leafy, fuzzy plant in your yard that you KNOW you didn’t plant, don’t pull it up yet! It just may be pumpkins! And pumpkins are fun.
Whether you’re debating if you should let this pumpkin crop grow to its full glory despite what the HOA thinks or you just want to connect with a fellow novice front yard pumpkin farmer, this post if is for you!
You’ll see how I discovered my pumpkins and how I nurtured them to grow just in time for Halloween.
In honor of the gorgeous, autumnal month of October, let’s talk front yard pumpkin patches!
OR backyard pumpkin patches.
We love all pumpkin patches here.
This post is especially all about front yard pumpkin patches!
Before I tell the rest of this enchanted tale…
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How I Accidentally Grew a Front Yard Pumpkin Patch…and How You Can, Too!
Nature is weird. But that’s why I like it.
You can do everything right; coddle your seeds, evenly water, and add all the necessary nutrients…and a plant can go KAPUT. On the other hand, a bird flies by, poops, and, fast forward a few years, you’ve got a hearty sugar maple.
This is what happened to me. Except, it wasn’t a hearty sugar maple. It was a hearty pumpkin patch! And, this time, little farmer squirrels planted it…right in the front yard.
Once Upon a Time
Last spring, a strange and wondrous leaf popped up right by my front door hostas. I thought it was a weed because most of my landscaping are weeds, so why not one more?
But to be sure, I opened up my Picture This plant identification app and it said I had winter squash growing in my yard. At first, I thought, Ooo, maybe I’ll finally learn to cook! (Instead: I didn’t learn to cook!)
I’m sure Charlie Brown loves this for me.
Then, as I started studying the plant, it seemed that I might be growing pumpkins!
Pumpkins?!! What would this do for my life?!
Could I lead little pumpkin tours through my yard?
Should I have a roadside stand?
Would I dabble in pie baking?
Could my fairy godmother make me a pumpkin carriage, too?
Should my side hustle be…A FARM?
*Note: Lots of love to REAL farmers. Y’all and your amazing veggies! Thank you!
The Possibilities Seemed Endless!
What I’d eventually discover is that I’d grow some pumpkins…
In a neighborhood with an HOA.
In a neighborhood where I got in trouble for planting hydrangeas too close to the curb.
In a neighborhood where your neighbors notice EVERYTHING.
This would be delightful!
The Moment of Realization
I was perplexed as to why the farmer squirrels chose such a conspicuous spot to grow a pumpkin patch. Then, Jon, my partner-in-pumpkin-patchdom said, “Didn’t you leave last year’s pumpkins right there for the critters to eat?”
Oh. YEAH.
Pro/Not-Pro Tip: Leave your old pumpkins out for the furry forest friends
and you, too, might find a pumpkin patch in your front yard!
So, the pumpkin patch started growing toward the street.
And branching out…
It started growing flowers.
And the bumblebees were like, “SCORE.”
Fun Fact: Bumblebees and butterflies dig pumpkin patches.
Not a botanist? I use the Picture This app
to identify everything in my wild and wondrous yard.
And as time went on, teeny tiny pumpkins started to form.
Obviously, I was ecstatic!
In case you were wondering,
my yard is natural,
which means I don’t add
any chemicals to kill weeds.
Occasionally, I’ll sprinkle grass seed
or some earth-friendly supplements
and do a once-a-year fertilizer treatment
for my newer trees.
But mostly it’s a mix of
clover, dandelions, and wild violets.
The pollinators, bunnies, and squirrels love it.
What was really strange was how no one said anything persnickety or reported me to the city.
Instead, my sweetest-ever neighbor was quite impressed with my pumpkin crop!
Which…
Turned out to be fancy white pumpkins!
The Pumpkin Matriarch
When I looked back at my photos, I found the pumpkin mother featured below:
Without a doubt, this was the culprit! And now, all I hoped for is that these precious pumpkins would turn out just as adorable as their lil’ punkin’ mama!
And were they ever!
tips for pumpkin patches in your front yard:
- If you pretend it’s absolutely normal to grow a front yard pumpkin patch, you’ll trick your neighbors into thinking that, too!
- I put a little bit of plastic under my pumpkins as they grew to keep them from rotting. This is what the internet told me to do!
- There are all kinds of tips out there once it’s time to harvest your pumpkins. I did a very (and probably wrong) simple curing procedure for a few of my wonderful winter squash. I gave one to my friend and that particular pumpkin lasted inside her house for almost a year. Pumpkin farming WIN!
- Talk to your pumpkins. This will not only raise eyebrows in the neighborhood, but your lil’ punkins will enjoy the conversation.
- While the squirrels are the same farmers who planted the pumpkins, they’re also the same farmers who’ll eat the pumpkins! Cover your pumpkins with a little plant cloche like these.
More Tips for your front yard pumpkin patch:
- I dried off my pumpkins with a towel after it rained. Not sure if this made me a helicopter pumpkin mom, but it made me feel better!
- Because I generally didn’t know what the heck I was doing, I watered when they’d droop or basically look sad. Note: “Droop” or “look sad” aren’t technical farming terms.
- Mention your accidental pumpkin patch every chance you get. This will annoy almost no one!
- Don’t be disappointed when your brand new pumpkins choose not to have their own pumpkin children the following year. After all, childless pumpkin ladies are pretty great, too.
- Gift a few pumpkins to your favorite green thumbs! Attach a note of gratitude that says something like this:
- “I appreciate your good nature.”
- “Your friendship really strikes a GOURD in my heart!”
- “Who’s as sweet as pumpkin pie? You, dearie!”
- Do as many photo shoots of your pumpkins that your heart desires. And, indeed, your heart will desire this!
- Finally, add “Front Yard Pumpkin Patch” to your bucket list, then immediately check it off. Doesn’t it feel awesome to accomplish this goal?
Pro Tip:
Kat Stano
Even if a squirrel has decimated
one side of your pumpkin,
turn it to the presentable side, take photos,
and no on will know any better.
Unless you tell them.
Like I just did.
Decorating Tips Straight From the Front Yard Pumpkin Patch
Now that you’ve successfully scored your pumpkins from your pumpkin patch, how will you decorate?
Obviously like you’ve never decorated before!
- Add fairy lights to the base of your pumpkins because that’s always magical!
- Make a tablescape with Halloween or autumnal figurines, candles, and faux pumpkins, like velvet and ceramic pieces.
- Pop some punkin’s on your front porch with mums and…DONE! Also, it never hurts to add vintage lanterns with flameless candles.
- Paint faces or designs on your pumpkins. Conversely, you could write your favorite quote!
- Tear Washi tape into various shapes and decorate to your heart’s content. Washi tape is compostable!
- Attach stickers or reusable sequins you can remove later for your next masterpiece.
- Wrap a colorful or burlap ribbon around the pumpkin’s belly or stem for automatic cuteness.
- Do a photo shoot with your dogs or kids and frame your favorites or make an album.
The Happily Ever After: Post Pumpkin Patch Reflections
Now that you basically know what to expect when you’re not expecting to grow a front yard pumpkin patch, I hope you, too, can be confident in all of your accidental gardening wins!
I also hope your October is off to an awesome start. Even more, I hope you enjoy the rich colors, the wistful breeze, and maybe even a cozy stroll through your own little pumpkin patch.
What are your unique garden stories? How are you celebrating fall? Please let me know in the comments!
Ideas for pumpkin tablescapes
Because you’ve awesomely made it to the end of this long and laborious story, I’ve collected a few ideas to get you started on your fall centerpieces. Over time, I’ll add and update, so keep checking back year after year!
It’s definitely a good garden story to share. It’s funny how the same thing happened when I was a child. Mom wonder where it came from but decided to leave it alone. It grew nice though. Thanks for sharing!
Oh, that’s so cool, Dominique! There’s something really magical about a surprise pumpkin patch right in time for fall. Thank you for reading!
Sometimes those accidental grows are the best! Thanks for sharing yours! I’m looking forward to celebrate with some hot choc and pumpkin soup;) Happy Autumn!
Hot chocolate and pumpkin soup sound so cozy! Thank you for sharing and hope your autumn is happy, too!
I love your pumpkins! I enjoyed reading this post and looking at the pictures. I appreciate you sharing it.
Thank you, Danwil! I really appreciate you checking out my pumpkin post and for your kind comments!
if i grew pumpkins in my front yard the hoa would freak
I’m a total rule follower (except for in this instance!) and thought the same thing. But somehow I mysteriously avoided any HOA disdain! Thank you for reading!